The eellion downfall

Starting in 2004 mass killings of eellions began. ERPSU however saved 1 of them in 2011. There is one left in the wilderness to distract poachers but over 50 put in captivity for breeding by ERPSU. But then the PFA targeted the 1 eellion and unfortunately for them, discovered the eellions ability to shift reality's physics. The eellion turned the world around them into cartoonish exaggeration allowing the eellion to zip away at more than 600 miles per hour.